The Rules of Logan

Rule #1
As soon as you yield to my superiority, we're all gonna get along

Rule #2
Do not doubt me, nor think that I cannot

Rule #3
I can do anything with one of two things: Time, or money

Rule#4
Always default to Rule #1

Rule #5
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong

Rule #6
There is an exception to every rule
A.) I'm it
B.) The exception to Rule #6 is Rule #1

Rule #7
I don't know everything, but I'm working on it.

Rule #8
You can't out-talk me. . . because I know what I'm talking about.

Rule #9
I reserve the right to reject your reality and substitute my own.

First Rule:
People are stupid. They will believe anything that they want to be true or fear to be true.

Second Rule:
The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

Third Rule:
Passion rules reason.

Fourth Rule:
There is magic in forgiveness - the magic to heal; in the forgiveness you grant, and more so in the magic you recieve.

Fifth Rule:
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.

Sixth Rule:
The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

Seventh Rule:
Life is the future, not the past.

Eighth Rule:
Deserve victory.

Ninth Rule:
A contradiction cannot exist in reality.

Tenth Rule:
Never assume intelligence, Never assume ignorance